Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Modern World (Day 1)

And God said 'Let there be Light!',and thus the godly word was spoken, without definition or detail. And the team of seven tasked with this godly endeavor split off in search of a definition for this phenomenon that was yet to be, cursing vague requirements and the impossibility of thorough analysis before implementation. And each made a light as they thought light should be, and Five made Blue, and Six made Indigo and they both named it Light. One, Two and Three started the movement that would be known as Teamwork which ended in the first disagreement when One insisted that only Red could be light while Three discovered Stubborness and stuck with Yellow. Two was the first to ever compromise and in a futile search for Independent Thought picked a wishy-washy in between. And the Seven toiled and created, and competed to present the results of their labour. And the seven lights mixed under the godly gaze, and since no one had through to test for the possible side-effects of superimposing seven different implementations, the result was sudden and blinding. God, in his infinite wisdom, reacted quickly to this surprise (only surprising to the seven, since One without time is generally also One without cause for surprise) and quickly created the stratosphere for the seven to be blasted into. But now there was Light, and for lack of well-defined stakeholders to review this Light and more importantly a task force to possibly modify it, God decided 'It's good.'

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