Friday night randomness

I think everyone should take a moment to think about what annoyed them in the past week. The only time I feel comfortable doing that, is after a few glasses (still Chianti, still great):

- Obama won a Nobel peace prize? Great! When do I get my sobriety prize?

- Discussing the end of the book in the preface is simply evil. 

- Calling cards that tell you that you have 30 second left. Too short to say anything meaningful, but just saying bye leaves you with 20 seconds of awkward silence.

- Being bitched at for still being at the gym at closing time. Because there's nothing like getting yelled at by an angry russian while you're butt naked in the shower.

- Cold showers are an acquired taste. Cold showers with no pressure, however, are rather like Chinese water torture. 

- COP-15. If the point of state leaders is to appear like they're doing something while jacking off verbally, half my office would qualify. 

- Religion should not be publicized. It should be treated like a drug habit.